Disgusting, Dirty Microwave Oven Cleaned in 7 Minutes by Strange, Tiny Woman Who Went Inside It!
Caked-on Food and Stains Steamed Off Like Magic!!
I’ll admit it. My microwave oven is not too clean.
As a matter of fact, MOST microwave ovens are not very clean.
The microwave in our office is completely stained, and there are little bits of dried food all over it. Everyone in the office uses the microwave to heat up lunch, warm up frozen food, or reheat food from home.
Once in a while, somebody wipes it with a wet rag, but it never really looks clean. And then, somebody warms up some SOUP in an uncovered cup or bowl. You can hear the spurting and splashing. When you open up the oven, soup is everywhere.
On the top of the oven, on the sides, on the turntable… And the soup is ALL DRIED OUT, so it’s impossible to wipe off. You can try getting it off with something like Windex or Ajax powdered cleanser, but that just makes a bigger mess, not to mention the toxic chemicals now floating around your food!
The microwave oven at work is something that I’m forced to use once in a while, but I just close my eyes and ignore the unsanitary mess. It’s something that I just put out of my mind and ignore.
I’ll admit that I’m far from a clean freak, but I don’t like to live in a dirty apartment.
My name is Johnny, and I’m 32 years old. I’m single. I sometimes date and I invite women to come over to have dinner and they sometimes stay the night.
Let me tell you that if you invite a woman over to your place, the first things they look at are your kitchen and your bathroom.
If you have a smelly, dirty bathroom, you might as well forget about a second date. And if you have a filthy kitchen, almost no girl will want to eat in your house. Not even have a cup of coffee.
So if you want a good love life, guys, make sure you clean up your apartment, and pay special attention to the bathroom and kitchen (and oh yeah, guys, make sure you have CLEAN SHEETS! A disgusting bed is a major dealbreaker!).
So a couple of weeks ago, I met a really nice girl named Mary who I was thinking could even be THE ONE.
We went out to lunch a couple of times and it was going great. I was texting her and calling her all the time, and we became special friends on Facebook.
So I invited her over for dinner one weekend. I like to cook and I figured I would make my special ribeye steaks.
“That sounds great!” Mary said. “I’m really excited!”
“I’m excited too.” I said.
“I’ll bring dessert… and a change of clothes and my toothbrush!” she said.
Wow, that seemed to seal the deal for me! She was telling me that she was going to spend the night! Not only was she hot, but she was very direct. I really like a girl like that.
But now I had my work cut out for me. Mary was going to come over Friday night for dinner, and it was already Thursday. I went out and bought all these cleaning supplies. I took all the bed sheets and towels and I washed them. I put squeaky clean sheets and pillowcases on the bed.
I made sure the bathroom was spotless. I cleaned the toilets twice with Clorox. I scrubbed the floor. And then I cleaned the kitchen from top to bottom. I washed all the dishes. I made sure there were no weird smells, and I cleaned the fridge.
I was all ready for Mary to stay over. I couldn’t wait!
I Had an Almost Perfect Date…
And Then This Happened!
Everything went great. Mary came on time for dinner, and she loved my ribeye steaks. We played footsie while we ate.
She was very affectionate.
When she went to the bathroom to freshen up, I could tell she was checking it out. The bathroom was spotless. No problem there.
After dinner, Mary brought out her dessert that she made herself. It was some really good looking bread pudding.
“I’ll just heat this up in the microwave.” she said.
OMG! THE MICROWAVE! It was the one thing I had forgotten to clean. It was pretty gross. There was dried food and stains inside. It smelled a little funny.
EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT WAS SPOTLESS, BUT NOT THE MICROWAVE!
Luckily, Mary did not say anything. Her bread pudding was really on point… in fact, delicious. And she stayed over and I had one of the best nights of my life. When we were leaving for brunch Saturday morning, she gave me a kiss.
“I love your place… but you need a maid.” she told me. I was very apprehensive.
After Brunch, Mary Came Back With a Tiny Maid!
We had a great brunch, and Mary stopped off at her place to pick up some stuff, and then she came back to my apartment. I was super happy! She was going to spend another night at my place!!
“I brought a maid for you.” she said.
“THIS MAID!” she said.
She took what looked to be a tiny doll out of her bag and brought it into my kitchen.
“My microwave was a mess too, until I discovered MicrowaveMaid”.
I stood there dumbfounded while Mary took this little doll and filled it with water, vinegar, and a little squeeze of lemon.
Then she put it in my microwave and turned it on. In a few minutes, the whole oven was filled with clean-smelling steam.
She took the little doll out of my oven and wiped it with a couple of paper towels.
ALL THE STAINS AND DRIED FOOD CAME RIGHT OFF!! THE MICROWAVE WAS SPARKLING CLEAN!!
“My mom is a clean freak and she gave me a few of these. And I’m going to give one to you.”
She smiled. “If I’m going to be spending a lot of time here, I like a totally clean kitchen and microwave!”
MicrowaveMaid is a Cute and Effective Way to Have a Spotless Microwave Oven!
MicrowaveMaid is a cute but extremely effective device that makes cleaning the microwave much easier! It loosens the buildup on the edges so all you have to do is wipe the microwave clean. It really works!! It looks cute when the steam comes out of her head, but it is the best oven cleaner money can buy!
The MicrowaveMaid is an easy and mess-free way to clean the microwave. It doesn’t require any chemicals, so it is a natural cleaning method.
No Harmful Chemicals or Harsh Cleansers!
No need to spend time and money on harsh cleaners with harmful chemicals. Simply fill the MicrowaveMaid with vinegar, water, and lemon (for a fresh scent), and microwave for seven minutes. After a quick wipe clean, you’ll have a shiny, spotless, fresh microwave!
It’s easy, mess-free, and affordable! Use the MicrowaveMaid whenever your microwave needs a little TLC. You’ll never have to worry about scraping food and grease again!
My guests laugh every time we pop her into the microwave. I simply fill her up with water, vinegar, and a squeeze of fresh lemon. Then I throw it into the microwave for few minutes, and viola.
All that is left is to take a rag and wipe off the rest of the stuck-on mess. It is so easy and fun that even kids love to use to use her. I love this thing!
There are many similar products, but MicrowaveMaid is the original and best-designed cleaner. It is specially-designed to make plenty of penetrating steam and to completely cleanse and purify your oven.
- Mary showed me where to order online. It was quick and easy to order.
- I ordered four MicrowaveMaids. Two for my apartment, one for Mary, and another for my Mom. It would make a perfect gift!
- They came in about a week. Shipping was fast!
- I tried one, and it worked great! Just a little vinegar, water, and a splash of lemon. (You can experiment with others things, like lime instead of lemon, for example. They all work fine!)
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